GET READY TO
F*CK THE WORLD
The first ever sex toy for oil lobbyists who love to unleash their frustrations on the planet
Are you an Aramco, ExxonMobil, Chevron, Shell or BP guy longing to f*ck the world? Look no further! The FTW-toy is designed to get you drilling, without leaving the comforts of your home. Because there’s nothing quite like the thrill of going deep into the planet to uncover its forbidden juice.
100% Oil based plastic – 100% Real
3 UNIQUE EDITIONS
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3 UNIQUE EDITIONS ⋆
ARCTIC
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Submerge yourself into the exhilarating depths of the north with our Arctic Edition.
Crafted with the purest of plastics made with some of the best oil from the center of the Arctic Ocean, this edition offers an unparalleled experience of rejuvenation and pleasure.Measurements: 20”⌀
Depth: 9-10”
Girth: 7.5-8”
AMAZON
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Immerse yourself in the lush beauty of the rainforest with our Amazon Edition.
Made with 100% plastic made with oil sourced from the heart of the Peruvian jungle to the pipelines of Ecuador this edition offers an unprecedented experience of fulfilment and pleasure.
Measurements: 20”⌀
Depth: 9-10”
Girth: 7.5-8”
AFRICA
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Push yourself into the heart of the African continent with our African Edition.
Crafted with the best plastic made with oil from both the South Africa coast and the rainforests of the Congo, this edition offers an exciting experience of exhilaration and pleasure.
Measurements: 20”⌀
Depth: 9-10”
Girth: 7.5-8”